Shut The Fuck Up Straight People

A blog documenting all the stupid things that straight people say to or ask those people of other sexualities. If you have any suggestions, feel free to submit them.

Asking for a trans* friend:

Does anyone know any websites/shops that sell large size high healed shoes (like UK size 12/13) that aren’t ridiculous amounts of money (preferably UK based or that do long distance delivery)?

The shop she used to go to closed down and she can’t find anywhere new?

queerupnorth:

Today in Manchester two men shouted “batties” at us from a car as we walked down the street. I don’t like that slur, please choose a better one next time. 

It isn’t the a good slur, is it. 

Something relating to a mincing faggot would have been considerably more preferable. 

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Ever since I started following you, I have become more vocal about how fed up I am all the heteronormativity and straight people. "She hates straight people" has become a normal description of me and I can't help but beam with joy every time I hear it. Thank you.
shutthefuckupstraightpeople shutthefuckupstraightpeople Said:

Cool! Thanks :)

Try playing the ‘how long does it take for ‘heterophobia’ to be said game haha

Perhaps I wasn’t clear enough, so I shall expand. 

  • If we say that  x-group is, for example, institutionally homophobic. 
  • That means that the daily practices of x-group are homophobic. 
  • This therefore means that the real life people in said who are doing homophobic things on a daily basis. 
  • And the difference between doing homophobic and being a homophobe? none. 

My point, therefore, is that al to often we find that people are using the line ‘this group is institutionally *ist’ as a get-out-of-guilt-free card as a way to avoid blaming the actual real life people or at the very least distracting from the people’s individual acts - which they are ultimately responsible for.  

  • We could have a conversation about how these things are institutionalised,
  • but I all to often find that people tend to forget that real life people make up those institutions
  • And those real life people are to blame for what those institutions do. 

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Um sorry to tell you this but that special-snowflake-hall-of-fame who popularised that post you just reblogged is actually a pretty horrible blog that has made posts indicating they believe racism against white people is a thing and that queer people have the power to oppress heterosexuals
shutthefuckupstraightpeople shutthefuckupstraightpeople Said:

Oh good lord, that’s one terrible blog. 

Bye bye to that post. 

theslavbarbarian:

invisiblelad:

meancloudman:

mew420:

hell yeah open that fuckin door and get me a giant grasshopper to play tonsil hockey with on the double

“GAY”

I’ve always been curious about what people who put this argument forward really think about consenting adults, love and marriage when they argue two people who love each other and willingly enter into a long term economic, social  and legal union are the equivalent of …cattle or a grasshopper.

Slippery slope arguments aren’t very interesting.

jesus christ a lot of drawing talent is wasted on this stupid argument

unless it’s a parody of shit homophobes say

It seems that the only thing keeping the straights from fucking their pet is the fact that it isn’t legal and it’s beginning to concern me. 

Like, I certainly don’t claim to be an expert of the daily activities of straights, but this is some peculiar shit. 

(via filthypolak)

I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there’s something wrong with you.
Stephen King (via allegorys)

(via relax-o-vision)

Asker thepartinger Asks:
So are you an Aggressive Homosexual?
shutthefuckupstraightpeople shutthefuckupstraightpeople Said:

Aggressive implies I’m going to physically assault someone, so no.

But I am an angry, mean and bitter faggot.

Re-bloggable by request

I’m watching an interview with a person who is talking about all the problems with the queer area from the 90’s and early 00’s and it makes me extremely sad that they are the exact same problems that we are having now. 

EG local council interfering in the community, large breweries buying up all the clubs, too many cishet invaders etc. 

Like, these things still haven’t be solved. And it’s really really pissing me off. 

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Ok, why are you so hateful towards Sherlock and straight people? Like what if a straight person is a strong believer towards same sex marriage like myself?
shutthefuckupstraightpeople shutthefuckupstraightpeople Said:

Because they smell. Just like you.

Dear yahoo,

Now you’ve bought this website, please please please make a blocking feature that actually… Blocks people.

Also the Sherlock fandom… Get rid of them, too.

Yours faithfully,
Chris

queerupnorth:

shutthefuckupstraightpeople:

A joke was told last night that incorporated both Eurovision and Common agricultural policy and I’m still impressed.

I should be paid for my comedy. Shame I can’t remember exactly what I said. Must be the booze..

Well you should remember. It was funny.

A joke was told last night that incorporated both Eurovision and Common agricultural policy and I’m still impressed.